Feather, A few quick quotes, please!

[therealsnape]

"Congratulations, darling!

"Another year! Another step closer to the grave, and worse, to sagging jawlines, pouches, drooping bums and boobs - how does it feel to totter towards crone-hood?"

Feather: "Well, I actually think ..."

"Don't, darling. Gives you ghastly wrinkles, thinking. Just tell our readers whether all that OLSB work you do is a desperate attempt to pretend that old age can be fun? Are you still in denial?"

Feather: "I would certainly not call it 'denial'..."

"Well, sweetie, that's rather the point of people in denial, isn't it? That they don't admit it.

"Just tell us then, do you have that fascination for me simply because I'm so very much not quite an Old Lady who Smuts? Get me right, there's nothing strange about a fascination for me, I happen to be utterly, devastatingly fascinating. But I'm wondering, darling.

"Anyhow, thank you so much for this marvellous, in-depth interview. And have a gorgeous birthday with lots of champagne, chocolate, and gossip."