therealsnape: (OLSB Rita)
Title: Cocktail Time
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Gilderoy Lockheart
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Word Count: 10K

Author's Notes: When Rita Skeeter was absent from the public scene, following the horrific events at the Triwizard Tournament, speculation was rife. It has been suggested she had a passionate love affair (she’s had many, but they didn’t stop her from writing). Or that she suffered from Writer’s Block (Rita? Really?). Evil tongues even suggested Harry Potter stopped her from publishing. (As if. It was Potter who begged her to return to interview him for the Quibbler.)

Truth is, Rita Skeeter took a sabbatical to write a new book: Cocktail Time, the frank, outspoken account of her years with Gilderoy. The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] hp_friendship had the courage to publish this groundbreaking work on their fest. Rita also wants to thank her fabulous editor [livejournal.com profile] kellychambliss for all her hard work. Rita's writing just wouldn't be the same without you, darling. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] featherxquill, who was quite simply a wonderful inspiration.



Cocktail Time )
therealsnape: (Writing Fanfic is my Therapy)
Title: The White Team versus Orange.
Author : [livejournal.com profile] therealsnape
Pairing and prompt : Rita / Poppy, Role reversal
Recipient : To the winner of HP_Worldcup_Bets on Dreamwidth, [livejournal.com profile] tetleythesecond, for outstanding knowledge of every aspect of football. With a tip of the wand to [livejournal.com profile] kellychambliss, for remarkable Legilimency in the NY subway.

No warnings : Just three good reasons not to click on the LJ- cut.

It isn’t beta’ed. I’ve the best betas in the world, but in this case they’re also the recipients.

It’s too long. 500 words of starched, white uniforms with, perhaps, a bit of Quill-tickling thrown in was what Tetley hoped for. 3k of waffling and a second-hand neck rub is what she gets. Ah, well. It’s an imperfect world we live in. If it weren’t, Holland would have beaten Germany in the finals.

And it’s OOC verging on the crack, but I’m not to blame. Tetley started it, Miss, she wanted to play at Role Reversal. And then it all just … happened. Liek whoah.

The White Team versus Orange )

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