Twere Well It Were Done Quickly

Originally these words were said to prompt an assassination (and here's an interesting though completely unnecessary bit of general knowledge: both the quote and the very word 'assassination' were coined in The Scottish Play. 'Assassin' existed (Arab origin), but this one was one of Shakespeare's finds).

Today these words are written in an attempt to stop scenes of unparalleled violence. Our excellent friend lash_larue has had an unmitigated load of shit recently, and now she is in hospital again. Several more days to go till the tests are ready.
Days filled with convincing people she can go to the loo and she does feel safe at home. She predicted she'll go crazy by midday today.

So here's the plan. We cheer lash_larue up by giving her something to read. Take her mind of the hospital misery for a bit. And below the cut you'll have all the inspiration you need cut out for you. I've checked out the first meme I've ever done here, and it's a list of 200 things. The idea is that you make bold what you have done.

So you could do that (on as much of the list as you feel like), or you could do that and add a few comments, or you could pick one of the things on the list that you have done and tell the story behind it.

ETA And now I've had time to bold the things I've done. If there's a story you're interested in, dear lash_larue, give me the number. Otherwise I'll just choose a daily dose of horror for you.

Or you could do something else entirely to cheer Lash up.

( Here's the list of 200 things )