Fic: Humbug
Jan. 24th, 2013 09:35 pmTitle: Humbug
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7500
Characters and/or Pairings: Severus Snape, assorted walk-ons
Summary: Severus Snape has found the perfect Christmas gift for Minerva. He just has to deliver it.
I can hear my potential readers say, "Strewth. Over 7K for that?"
And they have a point, of course.
But, yes. 7K. For when the inmates of Hogwarts are on the prowl, the best-laid plans of gits and men gang oft agley.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR.
Author's Notes: When you start reading this story, you will find that some lines are actually not bad at all. Those are the ones I nicked from Dickens.
My fabulous beta,
kellychambliss, was willing to work her usual magic on this tale, even though she loves A Christmas Carol in Prose as much as Minerva and rereads it annually, too.
It's proof of her generosity that she didn't hex me for this Snapely take on her favourite.
It's in a Pickwickian sense, dear; you knew that, didn't you?
( Humbug )
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7500
Characters and/or Pairings: Severus Snape, assorted walk-ons
Summary: Severus Snape has found the perfect Christmas gift for Minerva. He just has to deliver it.
I can hear my potential readers say, "Strewth. Over 7K for that?"
And they have a point, of course.
But, yes. 7K. For when the inmates of Hogwarts are on the prowl, the best-laid plans of gits and men gang oft agley.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR.
Author's Notes: When you start reading this story, you will find that some lines are actually not bad at all. Those are the ones I nicked from Dickens.
My fabulous beta,
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It's proof of her generosity that she didn't hex me for this Snapely take on her favourite.
It's in a Pickwickian sense, dear; you knew that, didn't you?
( Humbug )