The Dursleyville Tales

I've read JKR's A Casual Vacancy by now, and I must say it strongly reminds me of a great scene in the British sitcom Chef, in which the main character gets a letter of application from a man he knew a long time ago. He says, "Well, I never. Gaston Leroux. That brings back memories. Gaston Leroux, fancy that." He shakes his head, looks at the letter again, and says, "Gaston Leroux!"

At which point his exasperated wife says, "Well, we've established the name of the main character. Personally, I could do with a good chunk of narrative at this stage."

So could I, halfway through. ( I'll try to keep out spoilers. )